lol. An attourney and still wearing ninja-netting. XD

Silly it might be, but that seems like a totally awesome project to me. :0

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"She tried, again and again, to explain what being a 'prostitute' was. It somehow involved making others happy by being lovable. I still do not really understand."

So great. Fitting. Kisame still owns him, but yeap, great. He sounds rather..un-evil, though. (Oddly reminding me of his real situation in Naruto...I'm thinking the Uchihas smelled fishy.)

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I prefer fictional characters.

Perfect.

I'd be HIS secretary any day. ;D

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The family was legit. And now they are irrevocably in debt. A malpractice suit is the only way you can sue an individual in a Limited Liability Partnership (LLP). Oh, and Itachi got to keep all the money. A hiring bonus from Akatsuki Ltd..

And, uh, the company really isn't. Ummm. It would take food from an innocent, starving, third world orphan child. In fact, it probably made that child a orphan, and starving. The company also in all likelihood is using that child for slave labour, while drafting his or her older siblings into the army of the neighboring dictator, which the organization supports and funds. Never mind, the fact it employed the mercenaries that shot the child's father and raped then violently strangled her.

Yep, It believes in helping those less fortunates. It gave the child and his or her siblings jobs.

The company also happens to enjoy a cheap supply of drugs from that child's country courtesy of its current administration, likely a dictator. Drugs it then transports around the world and uses to suppress the populations or encourage civil wars as it sees fit. As well as just selling it on the street.

Then, of course, there are the millions of business the company has destroyed through legal and illegal means. Like Starbucks, Akatsuki Ltd. sets up right next door to the local competitor. It then, unlike Starbucks, sends its salaried thugs to smash up the competitor, or simply misdirected supply trucks, or wrong deliveries, assassination if they can get away with it. Legal expenses and jail time are the greatest expense for the mob. They need a good defense lawyer on call.

Mainly, the company just has to deal with laws and write-up contracts. Environmental laws, provisions against monopolies, tax law, civil suits, corruption charges, and the such like. It needs contracts to set-up subsidiaries, for partnerships and joint ventures, employment contracts, ones with subcontractors, suppliers, and customers. Plus, the management needs protection from the law. They have some very bad hobbies.

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"Tax is the key battleground in the secret pursuit of freedom." -Offshore

The family was legit. And now they are irrevocably in debt. A malpractice suit is the only way you can sue an individual in a Limited Liability Partnership (LLP).

Oh, and Itachi got to keep all the money. A hiring bonus from Akatsuki Ltd..

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"Tax is the key battleground in the secret pursuit of freedom." -Offshore

Eee. Good stuff!

If you want to polish and copy-paste that into an actual deviation (a literature-style scrap, say) I'll link to it from the artist's note, and maybe my next journal too.

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common sense is what tells us the world is flat

Eh. I figure if Kisame can look like a giant shark man without anybody particularly noticing or caring, Itachi can get away with hanging onto his ninja mesh. XD

Suspension of disbelief, baby. That's what it's all about...

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I admit, a malpractice suit doesn't quite compete with mass homicide in the crazy department. But the whole concept of lawyer!Itachi amuses me enough to happily let it slide.

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common sense is what tells us the world is flat

I'm glad you approve.

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common sense is what tells us the world is flat